the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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