If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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