Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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