Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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