btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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