Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
My vagina just recognized that song.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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