Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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