i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I have fence marks all over my body
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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