The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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