I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Did I show you my penis last night?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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