Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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