good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Randomize