she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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