How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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