and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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