Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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