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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill

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(619): View more from California

let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out

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(704): View more from North Carolina

i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.

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(940): View more from Texas

going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"

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(775): View more from Nevada

I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.

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(334): View more from Alabama

My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.

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(212): View more from New York

She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?

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(310): View more from California

Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself

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What, a homewrecker?

(310): View more from California

Touché

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