I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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