So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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