you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He kissed a someone with a penis
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
