i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I forget how to act sober
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