You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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