I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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