She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
