6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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