Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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