if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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