so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I just cut my nipple shaving
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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