dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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