I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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