He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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