I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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