have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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