no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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