He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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