I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
