just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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