haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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