I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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