Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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