Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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