fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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