I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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