when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
birth control should be required to get into college
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
its liver damage thursday
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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