all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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