Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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