smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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