As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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