I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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