We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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