i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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