That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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