I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Sponge bath it is.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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