i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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