My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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